Buster on Buster

The adventures of a pug as narrated by and about his namesake, Buster Bluth.
Hot water….with just a smack of ham.
(I might have used this already but I’m too lazy to check)

Hot water….with just a smack of ham.

(I might have used this already but I’m too lazy to check)

Anyong!

Anyong!

Mooooootheeeeeerrrrrbbboooooyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!

Mooooootheeeeeerrrrrbbboooooyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!

My Army training tells me this is going to be a hot mission.

My Army training tells me this is going to be a hot mission.

Take Condoleeza Rice Lane.  It’s faster.

Take Condoleeza Rice Lane.  It’s faster.

Army had a half day.
(it’s Army week on Buster)

Army had a half day.

(it’s Army week on Buster)

That’s what you do when life hands you a chance to be with someone special. You just grab that brownish area by its points and you don’t let go no matter what your mom says.

That’s what you do when life hands you a chance to be with someone special. You just grab that brownish area by its points and you don’t let go no matter what your mom says.

Buster: Mom’s becoming a little controlling. Michael: What tipped you off? When she locked you out on the balcony again? Buster: That was half my fault. I thought I saw a graham cracker out there. Michael: [to Lucille]You baited the balcony? Lucille: Prove it.

Buster: Mom’s becoming a little controlling.
Michael: What tipped you off? When she locked you out on the balcony again?
Buster: That was half my fault. I thought I saw a graham cracker out there.
Michael: [to Lucille]You baited the balcony?
Lucille: Prove it.

I am getting rid of this thing. It has caused me nothing but pride and self-respect.

I am getting rid of this thing. It has caused me nothing but pride and self-respect.

Oh, I love soup. If the only thing I could do was lay in bed all day and eat soup, I’d be happy. I wouldn’t even have to taste it. I could just take it through a tube. That would actually be better ‘cause I wouldn’t even burn my mouth. (laughs softly) Never let me die.

Oh, I love soup. If the only thing I could do was lay in bed all day and eat soup, I’d be happy. I wouldn’t even have to taste it. I could just take it through a tube. That would actually be better ‘cause I wouldn’t even burn my mouth. (laughs softly) Never let me die.